Eviction Notice from Family

Dear Twerp,

Please come out and join your wacky family. We have been waiting for you for 9 long months and 4 longer days. Enough already!!! I am starting to get labor pains waiting for youJ Just break your Mommy’s water and start the ball rolling, okay? When you decide to make your debut, please be especially gentle because your Mommy is very important to us. I really didn’t want to know if you were a boy or a girl but I must say the suspense is now killing me. Come out, come out wherever you are!!!

I realize you can’t read yet but maybe your Mommy can read this to you and you will be a good little Twerp and decide to enter the world before 9/29. If not, I’ll see you next week for sure.

Love always,
Aunt Diane

PS: Give mommy a kick for me.